I was just reading a paper
about the American labour market
when my dear friend calls about a caper
so he comes home to describe it:
This altercation led to a police call
and everything turned out alright
all it was a verbal brawl
on a bus from Malmö at night.
My dear friend was a bit shaken
beads of sweat were on his head;
the troublemaker was away taken
among the Swedish locals not a word said.
This rowdy man played his music loud
so my friend asked to lower the din
this man was far too drunk, too proud
to even consider this being a sin.
Thankfully push didn’t come to shove
although the police did drag him away
what this situation does prove,
is that it helps to keep loud music at bay
or else the taxpayer must policemen’s salaries pay.