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Category: Limerick

I-shaving-cream

Eating shaving foam is my dream;
It makes me want to scream.
Some people think I’m mad,
I think it’s the new fad;
It tastes like whipped cream!

A nice pen

This pen is rather nice
I’d say it will suffice
You can sketch, draw and write
It’s like flying a kite
Or eating pies.

Yellow sky

Is the sky ever yellow,
just like a sick fellow?
I’d say it’s blue,
but I haven’t got a clue.
Honestly, it looks rather mellow.

“The King”

What is the point of a king?
All they wear is a head-ring.
Everybody listens to what they say
And then the people have to pay
And spend their time worshipping.

Blues

Do you know the genre named “blues”?
It’s got its special moves.
Some say it’s a type of jazz,
it’s got a similar type of pizazz
But both no longer feature in the news.

Leaves

When the leaves fall from the sky,
you feel like you want to cry.
But you must never forget
That the right mindset
can really make you fly!

Art?

What is an art?
It could be a fart
Painting pictures is as easy
as lemons are squeezy…
…or maybe it’s a chocolate tart?!

Godcod

Some people believe in a god,
others say he’s a cod.
They must all be mad;
I think it is rather sad;
All I can do is nod.

A beautiful sight

I just want to hug her so tight
and tell her that everything’s gonna be alright.
It’s a time when words are devoid of meaning
You don’t have to say anything
She is such a beautiful sight.